The Only Fun in Town-Hunskelpin’!!!
Interesting weekend ahead on the UK football front. Dahn Saff we have four clubs playing their last domestic games of the season,but with it all to play for in Europe.
It’s Chelsea v Arsenal in the final of The Europa League. A Wednesday night in Baku. 29/5 to be precise. I’m not entirely sure that one or two Eintracht players didn’t check the calendar,google the shithole-think Stevenston but minted-and think fuck this for a game of soldiers.
I suspect the Chelsea players did the same. Their conclusion was probably that Roman might even be allowed entry as he owns most of it,so bonuses may be plentiful.
Liverpool play Spurs in the CL Final,and I genuinely have to congratulate both clubs. Neither should even have got out of their group stage,so playing catch-up obviously comes naturally to them. Quite amazing comebacks,and I’m delighted for them.
I don’t have any skin in the final,so CGAF who wins. Aye,of course it would be just peachy for Andy Robertson,but who really cares? I think the only ex-Celts I’ve ever wished success to are Stan and Henrik,Brian McClair and The Lisbon Lions.**
The rest-they came,they saw,they effed off. Who cares?
Well,maybe one or two. But. They. Are. Not. Legends.
Best laugh about 1st June is who won’t be there. And there’s two clubs in Manchester bringing in about a billion quid a year making as much impact in Europe as Theresa May.
However,this all takes a back seat to The Only Fun in Town. I take a particular pleasure in loving debut albums then being so disappointed by the next couple,only to hear a more mature but bloody different sound about five years down the line. Think,oh think practically every band from the mid-70s on,I’m gonna run a Best Debut/Worst Follow-up List on here in the summer.
But aye,The Only Fun in Town. The huns the morra. The Stars Are Aligned from what I was told by my really good pals who support Rangers. Only last week in fact,back home.
They know. They know we know. I looked at them and asked one simple question. We haven’t mentioned fitba since 2011. You sure you fellas want to have this discussion?
Nope,back to comparing notes since we last spoke,fitba aff the menu.
They’re gonna kick us off the park tomorrow. It’s the start of a hat-trick of condoned thuggery,not just to stop The TrebleRebelTreble,but because there is no sanction that concerns them.
Every Celtic supporter knows the truth of that last sentence. It was used against us when we were powerless,penniless,friendless.
Like our ancestors,and we all came through!
Sanctions are mainly used against the victims-think Brings it on himself,etc
So a wee test for you all over the weekend.
Can you think of a defining moment in a defining game-think 21/5/79 for instance-which actually went our way?
Like a penalty,a ridiculous goal in the New Year 78 game,the ref allowing a restart while our players are still celebrating?
Of course you effin canny. They’ve had more decisions in favour in their seven years of hahastory than we have had in over 130 years
But 130 years later,we still place our trust in a system designed and encouraged to cheat us. So we turn up tomorrow cheered on by our dogged 800,and by many millions more around the world. Should we play our best team? Well,if you’ve ever seen The Damned United,and what Leeds did to Cloughie’s Derby County a few days before a European Cup semi,you would say naw. If you despise the huns as much as Neil Lennon does,then you play your best team and get your mates to back a thrashing at the bookies. Sure,they’ll kick us off the park. They always do. Coke and raw meat before kick off,allegedly. Clancy will be bricking the big decisions so he won’t make them.
We want men tomorrow,Celtic. Men who can be trusted in the trenches. Who won’t wilt under enemy fire. I’m going for a side with not a shrinking violet amongst them. Remember,JF is an Ayrshire Tim,that’s not for shrinking violets either!
Let’s see the huns try to spill any of that team’s pints…
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**-wasn’t too pleased when Big Tam beat us in the League Cup Final though!!!