Lamb Is On The Menu!

Morning,all.

Today sees another excellent Guest Article,this time by ASWGL. He and McCAFF are really getting into their stride now!

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Succulent side orders we have recently been offered for digesting by the fair minded reporting journos of the smsm…

Alfredo Morelos the new Harry Kane.
Hagi loanee now worth £100 million.
Borna Barisic has a left foot like Messi.
Ryan Kent better than Eden Hazard.
Steven Davis compared to Christiano Ronaldo.
Filip Helander is the new Virgil Van Dijk.
Nicola Katic compared to Luca Modric.
Joe Aribo is new Yaya Toure.
Glen Kamara is like Patrick Vieira.

You may think I’ve made these up, but no-they were offerings served up to us by our national daily rags.

Colour me surprised none of the Ibrox megastars mentioned above have, this year or last, won a Ballon D’or. But no, astonishingly none of them have-not even a league medal nor a cup. I’m even more surprised that any journo that believes this meal being spoon fed to them isn’t wearing a straitjacket.

It’s not rocket science to figure out which PR Guru pushed this list of balanced and accurate, well presented facts, to the smsm from Castle Greyskull. (Remember her ? the weathergirl.. Kirsty McCabe from Reporting Scotland ?).

She advised Rangers fans ‘live on air’ that were heading to their game to “wrap up warm if you are heading to Castle Greyskull”. It caused an outcry at the time, much to the amusement of Celtic fans. Kirsty was a kilmarnock fan though and was having a slight dig at them for signing their striker Monster Munch Boyd from Kilmarnock.

Boyd went on to amass an amazing tally of 1 goal against Celtic, only 1 more their current top striker.

You’d likely all agree on the favourite to have pushed this nonsense to the smsm. A certain James Sexton Traynor.

As The Gombeen Man has so very sensibly pointed out once more, this PR farce that has been ongoing since December could (and should) have been nipped in the bud by any honest person in charge of a responsible PR position by simply stating (in his words) “Rangers are disappointed by the conduct of our player when he left the field of play, Mr Morelos has been fined by the club for his throat cutting gesture. We would like to take this opportunity to apologise to any offended parties”. © TGM

But alas they were either too proud to do this. You know pride right? That thing that sometimes comes before a fall. Or too arrogant to admit the truth. Instead we were fed some BS PR line about the game being ended. That was basically saying, ”We at Ibrox are of the opinion that you are all so stupid you’ll believe this lie.”

The SFA should have stepped in before this got out of hand too, but yet again they fail to do much of anything these days that is for the benefit and betterment of the game.

Instead Scottish football have been put through a pantomime of PR disaster coming from over at Ibrox. How anyone with the slightest bit of sense over there, first team members and staff included, are not wondering just what in the hell have they have let themselves in for. Signing up to this nonsense is beyond the realm of sensible people. Is it affecting their game? Very likely.

We all know that he is a poisoned bitter twisted little person, and they should have seen the damage he causes well before now. He should have been given his marching orders years ago.

You really have to wonder how long they will continue to allow Traynor to embarrass them. Maybe they should use the compensation money they got when winning the Tax Case to appoint a new younger more experienced less bitter PR Guru? I mean they did win that and are still currently trading as The Rangers, right? And they have money surely? But then again, perhaps as someone once said…

Never interrupt your enemy when they are making mistakes.

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Above article by ASWGL. Let us know your thoughts and we will be delighted to publish them as Article of the Day. Mail it to Mahe

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Big Audio Dynamite

More FAKE Old Firm Bullshit in the paper this morning.

Traynor attacked by “Sectarian bigots” in the street! Eh?!

Nah, sorry, again I’m not buying your shite!

Big Audio Dynamite

After they lost to Killie, I said things are about to become hysterical …we didn’t have to wait long!

Fake news everywhere.

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ASWGL

I’d suggested to Mahe a couple of days ago that I would cover pretty much the same subject as you have in the weekend article,along with a match review. Yours is better!

The last two weeks have been a train crash for anyone with the best interests of Scottish football at heart. All to cover the arses of two of the biggest chancers involved in the game-Morelos and Traynor.

Now I’ve said before that I don’t think that Morelos is actually a bad lad,but when you indulge the reckless nature of such a young lad you will reap the whirlwind. A strong manager would have told him to knuckle down and what he is good at. Stop the strops,stop playing to the gallery,stop the wind-ups.

Score goals,that’s what we pay you for.

Sadly for Gerrard,he cannot do this. Because Morelos is a protected species within the club,as well as in most of Scotland. He is being undermined by those higher up the food chain at that club-and the untimely injury to Defoe,currently recuperating in a Geriatric Ward,did him no favours. I wish him well,btw,and that he recovers fully in around three months(!)

Traynor hasn’t done himself any favours either,of course. Traynor,in fact,hasn’t done ANYONE at that club any favours. Firstly,he gets paid for everything he does,and secondly,everything he does comes back to bite them on the bellend. But then,that’s what happens when you allow a small man with a large ego and a grudge free rein with your reputation.

Especially when that same small man runs a PR outfit with only one customer.

There’s a mark of your success,Jim. Probably the most high profile man in the PR industry in Scotland-and you are so f…..g crap at it that you have ONE customer,which you are systematically ruining.

Toxic doesn’t even come close to doing him justice.

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BIGAUDIODYNAMITE

Again,it will all be on CCTV. I’ll wait for the proof.

If Traynor or Police Scotland told me the sun was shining,I’d pack an umbrella.

Big Audio Dynamite

Bobby, you need to read it a few times to believe it.. It’s priceless! ? The press in this country think we are all morons, that will just buy any old crap as long as it’s in the media.

I now believe very little of what I see, and even less of what I read ?

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BIGAUDIODYNAMITE

I stopped believing anything HM GOV said when Thatcher started buggering about with the employment stats. At about the same time,I realised that different newspapers conveyed a different slant on the same news items,and that columnists were generally only expressing their own opinions. The route to simply making things up to suit an agenda has been long established.

Big Audio Dynamite

Bobby

A narrative is being set here, for what reason we don’t know yet, but I’d guess there’s another shit storm heading toward Govan.

We can expect much more of this, the further we pull away from them.

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In other news,

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-8005357/Manchester-City-banned-Champions-League-two-seasons.html

the ban on Man City from playing in CL for two seasons will likely cost them £170m plus the £30m fine.

I think it’s worse than that. They can’t afford to cover those costs without outside funding-which will put them in breach again! That means that they will have to sell a number of players-who will probably be putting in transfer requests anyway if they can’t play in the CL. And that will make their return to the top a little more difficult.

When you add in the difficulties that the likes of Man Utd,Arsenal,Spurs are having,plus those of Real and Barcelona-and don’t forget that PSG and other French clubs,plus a good few in Italy are also being looked at on FFP-there is a very much greater chance developing of a breakaway from UEFA.

These clubs require income at the top end of the scale. Like,all of it or as much as they can get. Being told that they have to live within their-current!-means will wreck their business plan.

Feed the rich,beggar the poor-it’s the future,I tell you!

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BIGAUDIODYNAMITE

I think they do much of it because it’s in their DNA,mate. Haters gonna hate. As for a shitstorm? I think they’re beyond that anyway. FUBAR’d,if you will. The only question is when,not if.

And see above,the latest FFP announcement has just killed their last hope.

Margaret McGill

And Stephen Gerard is Fanny McFudd!

Margaret McGill

Awe FFS!
As if coronavirus is no enough we now got some jabbavores on the loose! Whit is the world comin tae!

Big Audio Dynamite

Bobby

I could never work out how those English clubs thought they could continue with this crazy spending forever…there are now loads of really average players earning ridiculous amounts. An example of that would be someone like Jesse Lingard of Man U, a very average player, he is on something like £200k a week!!I

Just can’t see how that can continue.

As for Sevco …I think it’s finally dawned on them that we are in a different league to them, and they can’t see how that is ever gonna change …well, some of them now get it ?

Big Audio Dynamite

Meanwhile over on wallow wallow, the Sevconuts have woken up to news of another of their employees getting a Timmy bashing.

“These Fenian b@stards are out of contol” ? Hook, line, & sinker!

Big Audio Dynamite

https://twitter.com/i/status/1227705288523952130 Morelos getting off the train?

Big Audio Dynamite

https://youtu.be/uX9k9aoX6gk Neil Young – Cortez the killer.

Pogmathonyahun

Anybody know what this may be about? Sounds ominous.

https://twitter.com/alextomo/status/1228593053629370369/photo/1

Chairbhoy

Big Audio Dynamite @ 4:06 am,

Crazy stuff in Cumbernauld

In England the papers have eye witnesses…

In Scotland they have sources!?!

What on earth is that about?

A source said “Yada yada yada”

Stuff and nonsense.

Hail Hail

JimmynotPaul

ASWGL.
Great article, thank you.

JimmynotPaul

Gordon 64.
Thanks for puting the link to the 1980 cup final up, it’s amazing how much I had forgotten.

JimmynotPaul

Partizan.
A great first post.
Welcome and enjoy.

JimmynotPaul

You couldn’t make this up.
The new British Minister in charge of international Famine relief is Anne-Marie Trevelyan–I kid you not

Big Audio Dynamite

Pog 9.38

New 5 year deal for Eddie?
Hotel build about to begin?
Plan to upgrade main stand?
New sponsorship deal?
Lenny signing new longer deal?

I don’t need to tell anyone what the Huns hope it is, do i?

Big Audio Dynamite

Chairbhoy, I’m still trying to figure out what made the attack “Bigoted” or “Sectarian” they didn’t say! I said the other day, now the league is out of reach for them, we would see things becoming more & more hysterical.

Blatant lies are now being printed as truth.

Gordon64

When the Director of Communications becomes the story you have a serious problem, as Malcolm Tucker found to his cost ? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tidzIZB1RdU

Pogmathonyahun
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POGMATHONYAHUN

YIKES!!!!

Put me right off my pint.

JimmynotPaul

⚽️ GAME OFF

?️ Rangers v Livingston is OFF due to a waterlogged pitch.

Sevco game off, a chance for us to ramp it up, tomorrow.

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JIMMYNOTPAUL

Not surprised,what with all the pish that’s been flowing from there lately. Pity though,as St J have hit a run of form.

Peter

Given their game is off, which is poor form for a so called professional outfit.

This surely will have a big impact on their revenue / cash flow. Seemingly in
London last few weeks with the begging bowl out, Close Bros not playing ball
and Mike Bhoy still hovering !! All getting retry tight….

They ain’t had many home games in 2020…….

Twists n turns

Listening to Craig White there

He was asked

“ Are Rangers a new club?”

Response

“ Obviously they are”

jimthetim53

Wake up Mahe, you have still to put your Naps on!

CCB is always late! 🙂

Oglach

Channel 4 Alex Thomson with an enigmatic tweet of a picture of Celtic Park and the heading ‘ Watch this space’. May have something to do with the historic child abuse cases and a Channel 4 investigative report!!!

bada bing1
bada bing1

Huns v Livvy rescheduled for tomorrow, desperate for any cash asap

Oglach

Jabba , allegedly, attacked. Someone supposedly lobbed a rock at him! Now Jabba claims the ‘assault’ occurred due to his position at Sevco FC. Well I guess that means that a disgruntled Sevco fan is just as likely to have, allegedly, thrown a rock at him as a Celtic supporter. Which the impartial SMSM while not pointing the finger at a Tim being the perpetrator are most certainly dropping hints that It may well be. Me i’d be interested in knowing if there were any witnesses?

bada bing1

Olgach- don’t believe that nonsense either, I wouldn’t put anything past him.

Twists n turns

Oglach
A lot of speculation that the Thomson thing is indeed the child abuse story. If it is – two things

1. Drip feeding / sensationalism re such a subject is despicable

2. Celtic should’ve had this matter fully investigated and dealt with a long long time ago. If it is about to be slapped across the newspapers / Ch 4, it’s their own damn fault.
They indicated they were investigating this a long time ago yet not one victim had been approached.

Shameful from start to finish and if this is what’s about to break, I for one will be glad.

Only yesterday I spoke to the dad of someone who was a victim of abuse in Scottish football, and who ultimately took his own life. His dad is a broken man. Broke my fkn heart to see the despair still very evident in his face.

JimmynotPaul

From Celtic Underground.
Tam Cowan on Craig Whyte – “I wouldn’t believe a word that comes out of that guy’s mouth.” Whyte wasn’t there to defend himself. Surely an apology from the BBC will be forthcoming?

ASWGL

Good Afternoon all.

JNP & Bobby thanks, giving you a leader is absolutely the least i can do, I know fast domains don’t give you this site for free, and some of you guys take a financial hit for providing us with a platform, to share like minded stories and sometimes an over indulgence of tim exaggerations ⚽️ ? 🙂

HH

Mike in Toronto

I don’t want SC to follow in the footsteps of CQN into ruin (and no I’m not referring to it becoming the Board’s media wing), what I am talking about is much worse: the continual references to Ibrox as Castle Greyskull.

Greyskull is where the good guys live. Snake Mountain is where the bad guys live.

We need to get this right. All else is just details.

jimthetim53

Snake Mountain has a waterlogged pitch.

ASWGL

MIT you are absolutely correct, I believe Kirstys confusion belonged to the fact that the evil Skeletor(sp) who lived at Snake Mountain’s goal was always to find and take over Greyskull, i had thought of including her faux pas in the piece but left it as her intention was good, and did cause a bit of mirth back in the day. 🙂

Mike in Toronto

JtT

That is why you – and not BP – are my best pal on here.?

ASGWL
and while I’m ranting … the other CQNism that should be left there …the obsession with Judith Ralston

bada bing1

Could someone delete MIT’s post, thanks ?

ASWGL

MIT I’ve no idea who Judith is, but please feel free to continue to rant, and even give my words the lack of thought you feel they deserve 🙂

HH

Edit: having now looked on Google is see Judith is a weather reporter ? I confess to not watching much (if any) Cooncil TV

Big Audio Dynamite

A game rearranged on the spot for the next day? When has that ever happened? What about the Livingston support ‘s travel arrangements?

Mmmmm!

Oglach

Jambos 2 down after 30 mins. Accies have player sent off which may offer the Diets a wee chance to get back into the game. I don’t like the diets but would much rather see a team with a plastic pitch struggling at the foot of the table at this stage of the season. BTW just how bad must a team be to be beaten by Hearts? -no sniggering now!

jimthetim53

Oglach, you read my mind! I hope Hamilton get relegated. For the same reason – plastic pitch.

big packy

just came in and find mike in Toronto is jimthetim53s, best mate, well mike was going to ask how are you and seamus, now its just seamus?

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