SENTINELCELTS

So Kyle Laugh-at-me is really fired up for today’s big cup clash.
Raring to go, can’t wait, ‘the man’ is aiming to come back with a bang.
Translated, he aims to throw himself about.
 
It’s nice of him to give Ange prior notification so all the back four will be heading onto the field aware of what’s to come.
Foolish of him, but nice to know.
 
Fortunately his timing is terrible.
With all eyes on the whistlers ahead of next week’s big sit-down, two professional performances over two days are called for, in fact I would posit they are needed to show some semblance of competency.
It’s the wrong stage and moment for any player to back the ref into a corner, to try and play to his underlying anti-Celtic bias.
Yet big thug announces he’s coming to battle?
Awkward,,,all around.
 
This is his last big chance to hurt the Tims, he might get another meaningless league fixture later in the season, but derailing our cup retention and/or affecting the league run in would surely become his prime after dinner speech in years to come.
If he can’t score the goals to hurt the team, then just hurt the team. Here you are everyone, their defense is a man down for a spell ala Hinkle, fill yer boots.
I would actually start Jenz, my reasoning being he could handle him better and if crocked by the idiot we have an able deputy.
But as you probably know, bullies never pick on someone their own size or bigger, it’s the smaller fullbacks that face the biggest threat.
 
Now I would never imagine Ange endorsing the unsavoury side of the game, but the players themselves have the sanctity of the dressing room to discuss affairs. And like I say they’ve been tipped off.
 
If he decides he’s leaving his mark on somebody, when he decides rather, should he stay on the park ala Hinkel then I want Juranovic to absolutely clobber him, clean his clock, take him out of the picture full stop.
It might cost a red, but what does he care, about to split the scenes so a ban won’t hurt, departs a hero after truly taking one for the team.
 
If my final and overwhelming image of the Croatian is flattening Laugh-at-me then walking I shall die a happy man, and forever hold him in high regard. Throw in a wink at the bench also, just for me.
 
Let’s do this Celtic, and do him if he acts up.
Come On You Bhoys In Green.
 
By Mahe
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