New Tricks


Morning, all. 

Forget about The World Cup, folks. The biggest football show on earth arrives today for a whole eleven weeks, eleven weeks of unbridled joy for Celtic fans as DD & Co get busy bringing in the players that MON and his staff require to make a major push for European and world dominance. Yep, that’s right. Today’s the grand opening of the summer transfer window. 

We already have vast amounts of money squirrelled away in a savings account, with more to be confirmed when the year end financials are signed off at the end of the month. This is known in some quarters as a warchest. At Celtic Plc, it is a rainy day fund, only to be used in the most dire of emergencies. Here’s a thought-why not use some of the stash to avoid that dire emergency instead of waiting for it to arrive and having to blow the lot?

Radical, eh? There’s some out of the box thinking for y’all, and no mistake. 

Of course, you’d have to be out of your tree to think that our club will change the habits of a lifetime just because some eejit with a keyboard thinks it makes sense. The Keynesian school of economic planning ain’t their roadmap to success. No sirree, cut costs and to hell with the quality-or the consequences. So what if spending an extra £100k might have got us the player who brought us European or even domestic success? That’s hypothetical, innit? The £100k saved is real, and that’s what matters. 

I listened to  the thoughts of Chairman Wilson the other day, and I have to admit I found him more encouraging than similar interviews over the years. He wasn’t confrontational, he held out hope for a more progressive future, and mentioned that changes in structure were on the way. I’m not entirely sure whether this was all cleared with his boss first or even if he was telling it how he’d like it to be rather than how it more likely will be. 

Time will tell, just as time will tell whether the manager will be given adequate funds to buy the players we already need as well as quality replacements for those who are probably heading out the door. But as things stand, we need all of those PLUS a Director of Football, staff for a revamped scouting and analytics department, and a clearout of Lennoxtown coaching and medical teams. Not to mention adequate contracts for Martin’s two most trusted lieutenants whose continuing unconfirmed status is a disgrace. 

I want to be pleasantly surprised this summer with signs of real activity on all of these fronts. We all do. Celtic FC cannot continue to be divided by those who want the best for the club-that’s the fans who provide every penny of its income, remember-and those who still live in the days of the £20 maximum wage-that’s the board and their lackeys who control the expenditure. The latter cannot continue to treat every penny as a prisoner, they must not continue to downgrade the quality across the board. 

Because we, the fans, can play that game too. We can also tighten the pursestrings, as was shown last season by the Not A Penny More campaign. If they refuse to spend the money, we can easily refuse to provide it. And once again we will have a division in our midst next campaign, one which will continue to grow with time. 

Celtic Plc know exactly what the manager, the players, and the fans want. They have eleven weeks to learn new tricks and provide it. 

<><><><><><>
Above article by BMCUWP

442 Comments
June 17, 2026 9:47 pm

FFS,

Stupid corner given away, no need.

Kane, unmarked in the box WTAF.

2-1

INIQUITOUS IV
June 17, 2026 9:47 pm

Baffling why a team would not mark the current most dangerous striker in the world at a corner. 🤔

You know, like we did vs Bayern at Celtic Park. 😱

The Real McCoy
June 17, 2026 9:47 pm

‘ Declan Rice is the best corner taker in The Wurreld’
Commentator obviously not seen the famous Glasgow Celtic 😂
HH💚🍀

Sol Kitts
June 17, 2026 9:47 pm

Billy Bhoy

June 17, 2026 9:44 pm
Who’s this wanker commentating?
Fucking nauseating!

If you’re watching on ITV, it’s Sam Matterface. A quick check on X will confirm your assessment of him.

Bluegrass Celt
June 17, 2026 9:50 pm

Yess

Sol Kitts
June 17, 2026 9:50 pm

Yessss 2-2

INIQUITOUS IV
June 17, 2026 9:50 pm

2-2 🤣 😂 😅

Scorer’s a Tim.

Celger
June 17, 2026 9:52 pm

Croatia know how to score!

June 17, 2026 9:52 pm

2-2.

England switched off according to Whatsthematterface?

Did they? Aye?

Is VAR Switched off? Aye.

HT 2-2.

Craig 76
June 17, 2026 9:53 pm

Oh dear, heard a few FFS coming from the sports bar, 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Billy Bhoy
June 17, 2026 9:54 pm

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry here. I took 2-2 on Superbru so it’s going to be a long second half for me!
😀

Celger
June 17, 2026 9:54 pm

Harry Kane (I’ve always liked him) started acting the greetin faced moaner à la Ronaldo….is the super star thing getting to his ego?

Craig 76
June 17, 2026 9:57 pm

Billy Bhoy
Think of ATOB, she has Engerland in the sweep.

Prestonpans bhoys
June 17, 2026 9:58 pm

Craig76

I always enjoyed winding up England fans on holiday during any WC.

They always seemed amazed that I wanted them to get beat 😂

Craig 76
June 17, 2026 10:01 pm

Prestonpans bhoys
1 Just came round to the lobby bar and stared out the tall windows, I said it’s only halftime time pal, no need to considering jumping out.

Sol Kitts
June 17, 2026 10:11 pm

Shit, 3-2

Craig 76
June 17, 2026 10:12 pm

FFS

INIQUITOUS IV
June 17, 2026 10:12 pm

Engerlund score almost every time they go up the park

Billy Bhoy
June 17, 2026 10:12 pm

Craig76

Any sympathy I might have had for ATOB is tempered by the fact that I got Portugal. They scored after 5 minutes and never had another attempt on target!

I suspect that ‘Arry might outscore the petulant peacock from Madeira!

Mike in Toronto
June 17, 2026 10:15 pm

Croatia population only 4 million? Knew it wasnt big, but didnt realize it was smaller than Scotland

INIQUITOUS IV
June 17, 2026 10:21 pm

Celger

 June 17, 2026 9:54 pm
Harry Kane (I’ve always liked him) started acting the greetin faced moaner à la Ronaldo….is the super star thing getting to his ego?
——————-
Celger
I watch him regularly in the Bundesliga. He dives, whines and moans non stop. He is an entitled bassa with a huge ego, and many of the penalties he scores are the result of his own dives.
I will say that he does do extra training on his own, practicing penalties, turning and shooting first time with one foot, then the other. The goal he scored in Munich against PSG in the CL semi final was identical to the move he makes hundreds of times in training, so it pays off for him.
This is one way traffic. They will top the Group with 9 points and a wheen of goals.
I’ll be glad to be wrong.
HH
INIQUITOUS IV😊

INIQUITOUS IV
June 17, 2026 10:23 pm

Engerlund 18 shots, 10 on target.

Celger
June 17, 2026 10:28 pm

Thanks Iniq, I don’t remember him being like that at Spurs. I wish Kane many more penalty misses.
England now looking very strong, no doubt history will repeat and they will have “won” the competition after the Group stage…..we’ll see how good they are when they face one of the A teams!

Celger
June 17, 2026 10:29 pm

Clear corner not given to Croatia

Bluegrass Celt
June 17, 2026 10:32 pm

Pickford looks like an extra on Goodnight Sweetheart, when Gary Sparrow goes back to 1942

BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS
June 17, 2026 10:33 pm

Croatia lacking creativity this half.

Billy Bhoy
June 17, 2026 10:33 pm

I haven’t watched many live games. I’ve been mainly catching up on the BBC webpage who show 8 min highlights of every game.

Why can’t we hear any singing? All you hear is ambient crowd noise. It sounds like they’ve muted the crowd.
🤔

Sol Kitts
June 17, 2026 10:38 pm

Another non foul to England

Billy Bhoy
June 17, 2026 10:38 pm

Sol Kitts

Matterface will have an on-air orgasm if ‘Arry bags a hat trick.

Celger
June 17, 2026 10:46 pm

The Croatian females they’ve shown are the best looking women we’ve seen so far!

Bluegrass Celt
June 17, 2026 10:49 pm

Feck

Sol Kitts
June 17, 2026 10:49 pm

Telly aff

BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS
June 17, 2026 10:50 pm

4-2

Billy Bhoy
June 17, 2026 10:50 pm

Celger

Just wait till you see big Senga fae Shettleston at the Morocco game…
😉

Craig 76
June 17, 2026 10:51 pm

I guess the hotels tables and chairs should be safe the night at least.

Celger
June 17, 2026 10:54 pm

Billy Bhoy…..you from Shettleston?

INIQUITOUS IV
June 17, 2026 10:57 pm

Englandshire with 21 shots already vs Croatia.

We didn’t even get into double figures against Haiti.

Billy Bhoy
June 17, 2026 10:58 pm

Celger

Naw – but I winched her back in 1980!
😀

Celger
June 17, 2026 11:07 pm

Billy Bhoy……just checking, curious if you might have known Wee Bridie (the Xaviera Hollander) of Shettleston, or Big Betty who was tougher than any of the guys!

Celger
June 17, 2026 11:11 pm

Other than INIQ (whose stamina and knowledge truly impresses me), anyone else staying up for Uzbekistan vs. Columbia?

BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS
June 17, 2026 11:33 pm

CELGER

Probably need to be on the Colombian marching powder to stay awake for that one.

BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS
June 17, 2026 11:33 pm
1 … 7 8 9