The Yellow Peril

Morning,all.

My oh my, we don’t make things easy for ourselves,do we? Up against the team with the worst record in this season’s group stage-the all time record is still safe at Ibrox-we huffed and puffed and nearly buggered it up.

I haven’t been so relieved since I got the all-clear from the clinic! (Ricki Fulton joke, in case yer wondering.) 

It could all have been so different too. Apart from the four needlessly dropped points in our previous two games which would have put us on Easy Street, we grabbed this game by the scruff of the neck at the first opportunity. And speaking of opportunities, Kyogo took three of them in the first half-only to see them all chalked off! I can’t recall a Celtic player scoring a first half hat trick in Europe-maybe in the old days when we would be drawn against the likes of Kokkola-but I certainly can’t recall anyone having three chalked off. 

Add to that a penalty miss just before half time by the normally reliable Engels-6/6 coming into this game-and nerves were starting to become frayed. What is worse is that our second half performance was nowhere near as good as the first 45, and frayed soon became shredded. We were still probing, still looking to hit the early ball, still keen on a shot from distance, but what was working like clockwork earlier suddenly jammed up. 

Indeed,Schmeichel repaid the value of his new contract-PAID IN FULL-with a wonderful double save about halfway through the second period plus another vital save right on the final whistle, otherwise there is little doubt to this watcher that we would have been FUBAR’d. 

It wasn’t that the players stopped performing after half time, nor that heads went down. It’s difficult to say what happened. Certainly YB upped their performance, but probably because ours had dipped so much. The passes weren’t meeting their targets. The tackles weren’t being won. The dominance had evaporated, to be replaced by apprehension. That déjà vu feeling all over again, so to speak. 

That dreaded knot in the stomach as you realise it just isn’t to be your night,even as the wee Angel on your other shoulder is telling you to have faith, that we are Celtic and winning the hard way is what we do.

Well, winning the hard way from the most unforeseen circumstances is what we did. With five minutes to go,I was praying for about the same again in added time. Any port in a storm. Idah,not long on as a sub for the oh-so-unfortunate Kyogo, ran onto another excellent pass from Hatate, beat the defender for pace only to see the outstretched foot of the keeper knock it clear. And straight into the path of another defender who could only watch in horror as it rebounded off him into the net!

I’ve always said I’ll take a last minute own goal offside penalty if that is what is needed to win a match. This was as close as you can get! The weird thing is that the goal wasn’t greeted with a noise loud enough to blow the bloody roof off, it was as though we all just let out a collective sigh of relief!!! Or maybe that was just me…

Just to really show that we don’t believe in making life easy for ourselves, Maeda got himself sent off for a kick at an opponent in the last minute-and wouldn’t you know it, I got my wish for the five minutes of added time! Oh, we were really being put through the wringer here, huh?

I don’t know about you folks, but I could do without playing teams in yellow and black any time soon. That’s Dortmund who gave us a thorough kicking that could have destroyed our confidence, and now YB who damn near derailed our season. But the important thing is that we didn’t fail. We got the three points. We got the place in the last 16, barring some unknown mathematical formula. 

And as an added bonus, I’ve still got one or two blood pressure tablets and a couple of fingernails left. I reckon I might need them for next week.

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Above article by BMCUWP

380 Comments
McCaff
January 23, 2025 9:55 pm

And there it is…Strong the Craft isn’t tonight, CT!
Yoda#CSC

ASWGL
January 23, 2025 9:55 pm

Nutmeg too

INIQUITOUS IV
January 23, 2025 9:56 pm

Tav (pen) clearly disappointed.

Swalex laughing.

INIQUITOUS IV
January 23, 2025 9:58 pm

2nd string Sevco with 11 attempts at goal.

Sol Kitts
January 23, 2025 9:58 pm

Yesss, Huns lose.

CaltonTongues
January 23, 2025 9:59 pm

Have ye ever seen such cruelty?

Google Blazing Saddles 😀

Margaret McGill
January 23, 2025 10:00 pm

Let’s face it Manchester United are shite
No gloating please

INIQUITOUS IV
January 23, 2025 10:00 pm

Ajax fail to leapfrog Sevco by losing in Latvia.

ASWGL
January 23, 2025 10:01 pm

Through to the knockout stages, Buttarse scores an OG, Sevco beaten, Jota on the way back, I’m buying a Lottery ticket tomorrow

Hoop hoop hooray
January 23, 2025 10:04 pm

We have more points in the big boys tournament than Huns have in the wee one

Margaret McGill
January 23, 2025 10:04 pm

Calton
Im having Belgian waffles for breakfast tomorrow
What about you?

Pitymevin
January 23, 2025 10:05 pm

MAGS, their manager is right, that’s the worst man u team I think I’ve ever seen.

Another long drive back up the road, arguing on the bus.

ASWGL
January 23, 2025 10:08 pm

Poor Dessers a hun hero (hall of famer) for 4 minutes..LOL

Bored by the board
January 23, 2025 10:09 pm

Huns demand match to be replayed after storm Eowyn fouls Butface at own goal. Clancy says definite foul, just ask Motherwell Fat Sally hilarious tonight. Sorry, trying not to gloat but failing.

McCaff
January 23, 2025 10:13 pm

Alan Hutton “I think R2ngers can be very proud of what they’ve achieved tonight!”
Which was what exactly, Alan? 🤔🤣

Frodshambhoy
January 23, 2025 10:14 pm

Sol Kitts
 January 23, 2025 9:28 pm
Maguire free header from 3 yards, puts it wide.
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Was watching on my phone so couldn’t post at the time.
It was yet another of those big neck flick headers so it went wide. Straightforward contact and the ball is in the net.

Also noticed Man U putting themselves under pressure with short throw ins in their left back position.
Brainless.

Billy Bhoy
January 23, 2025 10:31 pm

INIV

Are you serious with this Ross Stewart story?
😮

ASWGL
January 23, 2025 10:43 pm

Billy bhoy I hope he’s pissed and talking shyte, he also said Taylor signed a new contract

Auldbhoy67
January 23, 2025 10:45 pm

Seen Naismith on BBC tonight before Hun game. That screwball was comparing Old Trafford to Ibrox when he played. Never thought it was in that bad of a condition EVER.

Margaret McGill
January 23, 2025 10:51 pm

Huns are Huns wanna shake your money
Tims are Tims wanna shake you money
Huns are Huns wanna shake your money (been down to Villiers Terrace)
Tims are Tims wanna shake your money (been down to Villiers Terrace)
Huns are Huns wanna take your money (been down to Villiers Terrace)
Tims are Tims wanna take your money (been down to Villiers Terrace)

Craig 76
January 23, 2025 11:04 pm

@paddypower

Thousands of Rangers fans standing in complete silence in an empty stadium as a storm moves in, having just watched their team concede an injury time winner.

Football heritage.

Screenshot-2025-01-23-10.59.17-PM
Craig 76
January 23, 2025 11:14 pm

Everything Celtic

@aboutceltic

𝙅𝙤𝙩𝙖 – 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙏𝙤 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙝𝙤𝙮𝙨

Celtic plan to complete the £9M signing of Jota this weekend.

Plans for the player to fly out tomorrow have been delayed due to severe weather in Glasgow.

[@mcgowan_stephen
]

BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS
January 23, 2025 11:16 pm

CRAIG76

They’re probably trying to figure out how to get home. I almost feel sorry for the.

Almost,no. Not at all.

On the subject of the storm-please stat safe,everyone. The forecast looks horrendous.

Craig 76
January 23, 2025 11:24 pm

BMCUWP
Extra day off for me tomorrow, feel sorry for anyone expecting their Tesco food delivery tomorrow as Tesco have shut all stores in the red zone and won’t be sending out online orders

CaltonTongues
January 23, 2025 11:24 pm

There’s never been a Storm, ever, that could wipe out their Stench 😡

Auldbhoy67
January 23, 2025 11:30 pm

30 flights already cancelled into Glasgow. Many shops restraunts and other businesses also closed. Schools closed.
Looks like a really bad day ahead. Best to stay indoors.

Still nae nitrosurge cans in Sipermarkets though. Nightmare.

Margaret McGill
January 23, 2025 11:30 pm

Calton
there was a big storm in 2012 and Celtic PLC decided that their stench was bearable

CaltonTongues
January 23, 2025 11:32 pm

Mags, 10.04,

Have you ever seen such cruelty 😁

Best Film Ever (Comedy)

HH

CaltonTongues
January 23, 2025 11:46 pm

Mags @ 11.30,

Hey, I left, sore but, feck it, wasn’t spending my hard earned anymore (thousands over the years) to watch a crooked game. Should have listened to my Da in 1975.

But, hey ho….

HH

BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS
January 24, 2025 12:03 am
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