Never Give A Sucker An Even Break


Morning,all.

There’s no doubt at all about the importance of today’s game at Ibrox, is there? We go into the game a whopping FOURTEEN points ahead after only eighteen games. If we can come out of that with a win which will see us seventeen points ahead at our halfway stage, we can certainly be thought to have a commanding lead in the title race. 

Projecting that to the full 38 game season would mean finishing 34 points clear,but even that is largely irrelevant. After all, we finished 39 points ahead only eight seasons ago. It would hardly be uncharted territory. But never mind us, think of the effect a lead like that would have on the hordes across the city? They are already revolting (I know. I know.) and a right good doing might just tip them over the edge. Which is a pleasant thought. And a trip to Easter Road on Sunday to face a Hibs side which is finally starting to get results would not be a pleasant prospect for them. So the question is, do we drive another nail into their coffin today, or do we go easy on them? (Holds onion to eye.)

Football is a strange business. In most businesses, the object of the exercise is to provide a product which is so popular with the customers that it drives your competitors out of business altogether. Because then you can hoover up most if not all of those customers too,strengthening your own company to enable you to drive even more competitors out of business. You get my drift. The goal is monopoly, in effect. Football though is codependent, meaning there has to be some competition there to allow your company to win. The goal in football is for a loyal and growing fanbase which will allow you to be up there when the trophies are won, because doing so ensures the loyalty and growth of that fanbase. It’s why the likes of Liverpool have such huge numbers of fans which leads to more sponsorship income which gives them more money to spend so the team can win more trophies and attract more fans. And so the cycle continues-unless the wheels come off, like at Man Utd at the moment. Clubs would cry if there were no worlds left to conquer-because they had driven the competition to the wall. In a business sense, it makes no sense at all. But in a football sense, it makes all the sense in the world. 

But there is one golden rule of business which applies at all times, and it doesn’t matter which business you are in either. Never give a sucker an even break. It is in our hands today, we have a chance to deliver a blow to our most loathed rivals from which they could take an age to recover. And in those hands we hold most of the cards. 

We are going into the game with a full squad. One which has had little more than the most minor of hiccups all season, if we ignore a horrible night in Dortmund! One which only lost two games in the whole of the calendar year just ended-and we were bloody cheated at Tynecastle as we know. We have a manager who is completely trusted by his own bosses, his players and the fans, a man in total control of his destiny. 

R2ngers on the other hand? 

They have real problems. Igamame up front is their only striker in any decent form, and he is very hit and miss. Let’s hope for the latter today. Cerny is struggling due to too much game time. Danilo and Dessers are just struggling. In midfield, they can rely for a while on the thuggery of Raskin and Barron, while Hagi will flatter to deceive while fading completely the minute he gets a dull one from AJ or CCV. At the back,they are in all sorts of disarray. 

Butland is out, and likely to be for a while. As is Tavernier. Souttar is still absent, while Balogun is more reliant on his zimmer frame by the day and is carrying an injury. Castlewirock (a wee reminder of home for SOLKITTS) is still absent from the left back role, and Yilmaz has the same problem with too many minutes as Cerny. These are not the kind of issues anyone wants going into a must-win match against runaway leaders in any country. And least of all in Scotland. 

So do you want my prediction for the day ahead? Well,only a fool predicts the out come of an O** F*** game (said Jock) so you won’t get one from me, I’m afraid. I’ve just explained though how we hold all the cards going into the match, and the selection problems facing Clement (who can’t even consult his sports science team, cos they are in the huff!) I’ve told you why the game is important to us, but I’ve also explained why it is more important to them. They’re my only concern.

What dark arts will be conjured up to enable a R2ngers victory, one which will give them the boost of reducing the gap to a measly eleven? Will the kick off time of 3pm on a public holiday in front of a 100% hostile and probably pissed up support (hardly helped by selling beer in marquees outside the ground, btw) endanger our playing and coaching staff? Will the officials be entirely faithful to their chosen profession? 

There are still some factors which can come into play on the day, totally unique to the occasion. But I’ll end as I started, which is how I hope we approach the game and deal with all the above. Never give a sucker an even break. 

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Above article by BMCUWP

432 Comments
Prestonpans bhoys
January 2, 2025 3:10 pm

Scales bad pass. Results in a goal to huns

Frodshambhoy
January 2, 2025 3:11 pm

Will we never learn 😡😡😡😡

Auldbhoy67
January 2, 2025 3:11 pm

FFS

San Luis
January 2, 2025 3:12 pm

Self inflicted as per.

Óglach
January 2, 2025 3:13 pm

What is it with the stupid balls across the park, Scales at fault.

Óglach
January 2, 2025 3:17 pm

We are making it too easy at the moment. Huns hit the bar

Sol Kitts
January 2, 2025 3:19 pm

Scales is having a mare.

Fan
January 2, 2025 3:21 pm

BR’s system uses a lot of square balls.
We don’t look like we learned anything from LC final.’

San Luis
January 2, 2025 3:22 pm

We’ve shat the bed here.

BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS
January 2, 2025 3:23 pm

Need to slow this down,foot on the ball. Start controlling the pace instead of letting them dictate it.

Fan
January 2, 2025 3:23 pm

passive v aggressive
Aggressive have upper hand as our midfield is missing in action

Frodshambhoy
January 2, 2025 3:24 pm

We haven’t won a 50/50 ball yet

St tams
January 2, 2025 3:25 pm

Shocking first 20 from our midfield

Óglach
January 2, 2025 3:26 pm

Scales having a Trusty🤔

San Luis
January 2, 2025 3:26 pm

Hatate, AJ, Scales,Bernardo, all frantic panic Passing.

Bluegrass Celt
January 2, 2025 3:28 pm

Scales absolutely spooked atm

Prestonpans bhoys
January 2, 2025 3:28 pm

Scales needs hooked

Sol Kitts
January 2, 2025 3:28 pm

Scales is a liability today, needs hooked before he does more damage.

Auldbhoy67
January 2, 2025 3:29 pm

Giving them too much respect. Fk that just step it up.

16 roads
January 2, 2025 3:30 pm

The 4-3-3 system being woefully exposed.

St tams
January 2, 2025 3:31 pm

Our midfield are all hiding

maccargo
January 2, 2025 3:31 pm

Scales and Taylor cannot be played together. It’s one or the other. We’re being outfought and that’s unforgivable. Long twenty minutes to half time where hopefully the manager can inject some calm and changes.

St tams
January 2, 2025 3:32 pm

We need to keep this at 1 and make changes at halftime

BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS
January 2, 2025 3:33 pm

Swarming us,we are making them look good. Midfield absolutely nowhere to be found.

Óglach
January 2, 2025 3:33 pm

Being rag dolled by a 2nd string Hun team😮😮😮

Auldbhoy67
January 2, 2025 3:33 pm

This is woeful

Prestonpans bhoys
January 2, 2025 3:34 pm

Might be a good idea to stop passing to the huns, this is all self inflicted!

Celger
January 2, 2025 3:34 pm

Scales, Hatate, McGregor all terrible

big packy
January 2, 2025 3:35 pm

FFS brendan make some changes, we are second best here👍

St tams
January 2, 2025 3:35 pm

Hatate has given the ball away 5 times in 30 minutes

Fan
January 2, 2025 3:35 pm
  • BR being out thought by the poor Belgian
  • Zero shape or purpose!
Fan
January 2, 2025 3:37 pm

St Tams
The other 2 mids have been no better.

St tams
January 2, 2025 3:38 pm

Fan
Can’t blame Brendan for
Hatate, Bernardo and Scales having a mare

16 roads
January 2, 2025 3:38 pm

Don’t see the point of continuing with the 3 in attack when they are getting zero supply from the midfield.

Prestonpans bhoys
January 2, 2025 3:39 pm

St Tams

Add Calmac to that list

Sol Kitts
January 2, 2025 3:39 pm

wtf is Hatate trying to do?

Auldbhoy67
January 2, 2025 3:41 pm

Too close – too slow – no idea what they are doing. Hagi at it continuously trying for bookings etc. Loose and bad balls costing us. Poor is an understatement

Sol Kitts
January 2, 2025 3:41 pm

CCV with a goal saving tackle.

St tams
January 2, 2025 3:41 pm

Can’t believe that Hatate hasn’t been hooked

Óglach
January 2, 2025 3:42 pm

What a goal saving tackle from CCV

Auldbhoy67
January 2, 2025 3:44 pm

40mins and substitute keeper hasnt been tried yet

16 roads
January 2, 2025 3:44 pm

He’s basically moved Taylor into midfield to try to contain them a bit.

Go 3-4-3 from the start instead of playing a full back as an auxiliary midfielder.

Fan
January 2, 2025 3:45 pm

St Tams
Why not?
Our approach has been same as LC final and plays into Huns game plan.
We are passive and disjointed.
Also with exception of CCV you could say the same for all our players.
Huns with2nd string defense and we have not troubled.
What is our game plan?

16 roads
January 2, 2025 3:49 pm

Handball there and our players didn’t even appeal ffs.

Auldbhoy67
January 2, 2025 3:50 pm

Is our plan to reduce the gap today. Thats what its looking like at present.

maccargo
January 2, 2025 3:52 pm

That’s a straight red!!!!!!

San Luis
January 2, 2025 3:53 pm

That’s a red card.has to be

Óglach
January 2, 2025 3:53 pm

Huns battling whereas the Celts outwith CCV & AJ are far too passive, get in to them FFS

Prestonpans bhoys
January 2, 2025 3:54 pm

The same team can not start the next half.

Sol Kitts
January 2, 2025 3:55 pm

FFS this is where Brendan will have to earn his corn. That 1st half was a shocker, several players need the halftime hook.